Acid RefluxYour basic attack becomes a lobbed shot with splash damage but deals 2 damage to you.Acid RefluxYour basic attack becomes a lobbed shot with splash damage but deals 2 damage to you.
Acute Stress Reaction: Fight-2Gain +6Strength while you have 5 or fewer HP.Acute Stress Reaction: Fight-2Gain +6Strength while you have 5 or fewer HP.
Acute Stress Reaction: Flight-2Gain +6Speed while you have 5 or fewer HP.Acute Stress Reaction: Flight-2Gain +6Speed while you have 5 or fewer HP.
AddictStart each battle with 2. Gain 3 whenever you eat a pill. You have a 50% chance to find a pill at the end of each battle.AddictStart each battle with 2. Gain 3 whenever you eat a pill. You have a 50% chance to find a pill at the end of each battle.
ADHD+1+2You have 5 seconds to make decisions, or else this cat acts on its own.ADHD+1+2You have 5 seconds to make decisions, or else this cat acts on its own.
AlbinismFire damage you take inflicts +3. Your basic attack has a 25% chance to inflict .AlbinismFire damage you take inflicts +3. Your basic attack has a 25% chance to inflict .
AnemiaWhen you take damage, you have a 10% chance to gain 1. Gain 2 for each damage you take from .AnemiaWhen you take damage, you have a 10% chance to gain 1. Gain 2 for each damage you take from .
Anxiety+10%. When you take damage, run away from the source.Anxiety+10%. When you take damage, run away from the source.
Autism+2-2The abilities you were born with cost 2 less mana. Your other spells cost 1 more mana.Autism+2-2The abilities you were born with cost 2 less mana. Your other spells cost 1 more mana.
Bad GasOn the first round, take your turn last. At the start of that turn, do a Mega Fart attack that inflicts 2.Bad GasOn the first round, take your turn last. At the start of that turn, do a Mega Fart attack that inflicts 2.
Bipolar DisorderStart each battle with either +5Intelligence, +5Charisma and +5Speed or 2.Bipolar DisorderStart each battle with either +5Intelligence, +5Charisma and +5Speed or 2.
Bird FluStart each battle in Mockingbird Form. You have a 20% chance to recover at the end of each battle. Contagious.Bird FluStart each battle in Mockingbird Form. You have a 20% chance to recover at the end of each battle. Contagious.
Black FetinYou have a 10% chance to be AI controlled each turn. When an ally cat is downed, restore all your mana.Black FetinYou have a 10% chance to be AI controlled each turn. When an ally cat is downed, restore all your mana.
Blood FrenzyWhen you kill any unit, gain a Bonus Turn with .Blood FrenzyWhen you kill any unit, gain a Bonus Turn with .
Boils-2+1You spawn a puddle of creep whenever you get hit. You can't equip face armor.Boils-2+1You spawn a puddle of creep whenever you get hit. You can't equip face armor.
Brain Dead-10-5Gain twice as many stats when you level up. +1 Reroll when leveling up.Brain Dead-10-5Gain twice as many stats when you level up. +1 Reroll when leveling up.
BraveTake your turn earlier. Immune to and . Attacks against you never miss.BraveTake your turn earlier. Immune to and . Attacks against you never miss.
Broken Limb-2+2You can't equip trinkets or consumables.Broken Limb-2+2You can't equip trinkets or consumables.
CancerAt the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.CancerAt the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.
CovidStart each battle with , 1, and 1. Your basic attack inflicts 1 and 1. 15% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.CovidStart each battle with , 1, and 1. Your basic attack inflicts 1 and 1. 15% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.
Crohn's DiseaseAt the end of your turn, you have a 20% chance to poop all over the place!Crohn's DiseaseAt the end of your turn, you have a 20% chance to poop all over the place!
Dark OneAt end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all units and heal for the damage dealt. Whenever you down an ally gain .Dark OneAt end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all units and heal for the damage dealt. Whenever you down an ally gain .
Deep Cut-21. You can't equip trinkets or consumables. Bonus ability: Bloodzerk.Deep Cut-21. You can't equip trinkets or consumables. Bonus ability: Bloodzerk.
Deja Vu10% chance to cancel actions. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.Deja Vu10% chance to cancel actions. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.
DiabetesWhen you end your turn, if you haven't eaten food, gain and 1. Each time you eat food, cleanse all your debuffs and gain +1Intelligence.DiabetesWhen you end your turn, if you haven't eaten food, gain and 1. Each time you eat food, cleanse all your debuffs and gain +1Intelligence.
DistemperAt the end of each battle gain +10% crit chance, +25% crit damage, and +5% miss chance. Permanently. You can't equip face armor.DistemperAt the end of each battle gain +10% crit chance, +25% crit damage, and +5% miss chance. Permanently. You can't equip face armor.
Dysentery50% chance to make a burning poop directly behind you when you end your turn.Dysentery50% chance to make a burning poop directly behind you when you end your turn.
DyskinesiaWhen you end your movement, knockback all adjacent units 1 tile.DyskinesiaWhen you end your movement, knockback all adjacent units 1 tile.
DyslexiaSwap 3's and 5's in the mana costs and damage values of your spells while in a battle. 6's and 9's are also swapped.DyslexiaSwap 3's and 5's in the mana costs and damage values of your spells while in a battle. 6's and 9's are also swapped.
Eating DisorderDouble the effects of your consumables but you are confused on how to eat them.Eating DisorderDouble the effects of your consumables but you are confused on how to eat them.
EbolaStart each battle with 3. Your basic attack inflicts 2. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.EbolaStart each battle with 3. Your basic attack inflicts 2. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.
ElephantiasisAt the end of each battle, gain -1Speed and +2 starting Shield permanently. After 8 battles, gain Trample.ElephantiasisAt the end of each battle, gain -1Speed and +2 starting Shield permanently. After 8 battles, gain Trample.
EmpathTake 1 damage when you deal damage. Your heals heal for 1 extra.EmpathTake 1 damage when you deal damage. Your heals heal for 1 extra.
Fatty Liver+8Whenever you lose HP, you permanently lose 1Constitution.Fatty Liver+8Whenever you lose HP, you permanently lose 1Constitution.
Feline AidsYour basic attack inflicts 3 and 1. Inflict 3 and 1 on units that contact you. Gain -1Constitution and -1Speed at the end of each battle permanently.Feline AidsYour basic attack inflicts 3 and 1. Inflict 3 and 1 on units that contact you. Gain -1Constitution and -1Speed at the end of each battle permanently.
FidgetyWhen you end your turn, automatically use your weapon on a random unit in range, for free.FidgetyWhen you end your turn, automatically use your weapon on a random unit in range, for free.
Flaming FistsYour basic attacks inflict 1. Start with 1.Flaming FistsYour basic attacks inflict 1. Start with 1.
Fossilized+2Slide like a Rock whenever you get hit.Fossilized+2Slide like a Rock whenever you get hit.
Gambling Addiction+33% miss chance. 100% critical hit chance.Gambling Addiction+33% miss chance. 100% critical hit chance.
GastritisAt the end of your turn, fart and all adjacent units.GastritisAt the end of your turn, fart and all adjacent units.
Head Trauma-3You can't equip head armor. Your Collarless spells cost -2 mana.Head Trauma-3You can't equip head armor. Your Collarless spells cost -2 mana.
HypersomniaStart each battle asleep and with full health.HypersomniaStart each battle asleep and with full health.
HypomaniaStart each battle with 3 bonus turns, then never take a turn.HypomaniaStart each battle with 3 bonus turns, then never take a turn.
ImmortalAll damage you take is reduced to 1. When you take damage, suffer a random injury.ImmortalAll damage you take is reduced to 1. When you take damage, suffer a random injury.
InfestationAt the start of your turn, you have a 50% chance to spawn a Maggot Familiar and 15% chance to spawn an enemy Flea.InfestationAt the start of your turn, you have a 50% chance to spawn a Maggot Familiar and 15% chance to spawn an enemy Flea.
InsomniaYou can't fall asleep. You can move an extra time each turn. sets in on round 3.InsomniaYou can't fall asleep. You can move an extra time each turn. sets in on round 3.
Intestinal ProlapseYou receive double damage from behind.Intestinal ProlapseYou receive double damage from behind.
Irritable Bowel SyndromeWhen you take damage, poop.Irritable Bowel SyndromeWhen you take damage, poop.
Kidney StoneWhen you end your turn take 1 damage and Pass a kidney stone.Kidney StoneWhen you end your turn take 1 damage and Pass a kidney stone.
Lycanthropy33% chance to enter Wolf Form at the start of your turn.Lycanthropy33% chance to enter Wolf Form at the start of your turn.
Munchausen by ProxyIf you have a 2nd disorder, all other cats in your party gain it at the start of each battle.Munchausen by ProxyIf you have a 2nd disorder, all other cats in your party gain it at the start of each battle.
NarcolepsyAt the end of your turn, fall asleep, heal 10 HP and gain 7 mana.NarcolepsyAt the end of your turn, fall asleep, heal 10 HP and gain 7 mana.
NecrophageAt the start of your turn, if there's a dead body near you, move towards it and eat it to gain and heal 4 HP.NecrophageAt the start of your turn, if there's a dead body near you, move towards it and eat it to gain and heal 4 HP.
Necrosis+2+2When you take damage, you get -1Constitution, -1Strength, and spawn poisoned food.Necrosis+2+2When you take damage, you get -1Constitution, -1Strength, and spawn poisoned food.
Obsessive Compulsive DisorderBonus Ability: Groom At the end of your turn, if you didn't use Groom, take 2 damage.Obsessive Compulsive DisorderBonus Ability: Groom At the end of your turn, if you didn't use Groom, take 2 damage.
Orange FetinYou have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. When you kill an enemy, gain 3 mana and heal 2 hp.Orange FetinYou have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. When you kill an enemy, gain 3 mana and heal 2 hp.
Osteogenesis Imperfecta+2+2+2When you're downed, you get injured an extra time.Osteogenesis Imperfecta+2+2+2When you're downed, you get injured an extra time.
PacifistYou can't kill units. If you end your turn without using your basic attack gain 7 mana.PacifistYou can't kill units. If you end your turn without using your basic attack gain 7 mana.
ParanoiaWhen a unit ends its movement directly behind you, attack it and gain .ParanoiaWhen a unit ends its movement directly behind you, attack it and gain .
Paraplegic+2The range of all your movement, dash, and jump abilities are capped at 1 unless they Teleport. Enemies won't prioritize attacking you.Paraplegic+2The range of all your movement, dash, and jump abilities are capped at 1 unless they Teleport. Enemies won't prioritize attacking you.
Phony+2Start each battle with full mana. You can't regenerate mana.Phony+2Start each battle with full mana. You can't regenerate mana.
PicaCollecting any Metal pickup will heal the bearer instead of giving its normal effects. The healing received depends on the pickup quality: Coin: +3 Heal. Every additional coin on the tile increases the heal by 3, up to +30 Heal for a stack of 10 coins. Scrap: Small: +4 Heal. Medium: +8 Heal. Large: +12 Heal.PicaCollecting any Metal pickup will heal the bearer instead of giving its normal effects. The healing received depends on the pickup quality: Coin: +3 Heal. Every additional coin on the tile increases the heal by 3, up to +30 Heal for a stack of 10 coins. Scrap: Small: +4 Heal. Medium: +8 Heal. Large: +12 Heal.
Post-Traumatic Stress DisorderWhen you take damage, gain and +2 Damage.Post-Traumatic Stress DisorderWhen you take damage, gain and +2 Damage.
Pox10% chance to skip your turn to scratch yourself. Your basic attack has a 50% chance to inflict 1. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.Pox10% chance to skip your turn to scratch yourself. Your basic attack has a 50% chance to inflict 1. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.
Psychosis+1+1+1+1+1+1+1Gain for the Rest of the battle after this unit ends their first turn.Psychosis+1+1+1+1+1+1+1Gain for the Rest of the battle after this unit ends their first turn.
Punctured Eye+10% miss chance. You can't equip face armor. Gain an Eyeball trinket.Punctured Eye+10% miss chance. You can't equip face armor. Gain an Eyeball trinket.
Purple FetinYou have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. You can reroll your level up options 3 times.Purple FetinYou have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. You can reroll your level up options 3 times.
RabiesYour basic attack is a melee attack. You can't equip face armor. After each battle, gain +2Strength and -1Intelligence. If your Intelligence is 0 or less, you have .RabiesYour basic attack is a melee attack. You can't equip face armor. After each battle, gain +2Strength and -1Intelligence. If your Intelligence is 0 or less, you have .
ScatologicalHeal 5 HP when you Damage Poop. At the start of your turn, if you're near Poop, you Automatically Move toward it and eat it.ScatologicalHeal 5 HP when you Damage Poop. At the start of your turn, if you're near Poop, you Automatically Move toward it and eat it.
SchizophreniaAt the end of each of your turns, spawn a hallucination. It has , attacks any unit except you, and fades after its turn.SchizophreniaAt the end of each of your turns, spawn a hallucination. It has , attacks any unit except you, and fades after its turn.
Schrödinger's Syndrome50% chance to start each battle dead, or alive with max hp and .Schrödinger's Syndrome50% chance to start each battle dead, or alive with max hp and .
SclerodermaAt the start of each battle, you lose all but 1 HP, but gain that much Shield.SclerodermaAt the start of each battle, you lose all but 1 HP, but gain that much Shield.
Sensory Overload (Face)All but your face slot is locked. Your face item's effects are tripled!Sensory Overload (Face)All but your face slot is locked. Your face item's effects are tripled!
Sensory Overload (Head)All but your head slot is locked. Your head item's effects are tripled!Sensory Overload (Head)All but your head slot is locked. Your head item's effects are tripled!
Sensory Overload (Neck)All but your neck slot is locked. Your neck item's effects are tripled!Sensory Overload (Neck)All but your neck slot is locked. Your neck item's effects are tripled!
Sensory Overload (Trinket)All but your trinket slot is locked. Your trinket's effects are tripled!Sensory Overload (Trinket)All but your trinket slot is locked. Your trinket's effects are tripled!
Sensory Overload (Weapon)All but your weapon slot is locked. Your weapon's effects are tripled!Sensory Overload (Weapon)All but your weapon slot is locked. Your weapon's effects are tripled!
Severe Deja VuSteven has control of you now. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.Severe Deja VuSteven has control of you now. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.
Severed ThumbYou can't equip weapons. Spawn a Food pickup at the start of each battle.Severed ThumbYou can't equip weapons. Spawn a Food pickup at the start of each battle.
ShunnedTake your turn last. Your heals heal for 2 less. +15%.ShunnedTake your turn last. Your heals heal for 2 less. +15%.
SingletonYour max HP and mana are reduced to 1. Damage you take is reduced to 1. Your spells cost 1 mana.SingletonYour max HP and mana are reduced to 1. Damage you take is reduced to 1. Your spells cost 1 mana.
Sleep ParalysisWhen you are Asleep, summon your Sleep Paralysis Demon. When it dies, this cat wakes up.Sleep ParalysisWhen you are Asleep, summon your Sleep Paralysis Demon. When it dies, this cat wakes up.
SoullessYou are immune to buffs and debuffs. When you die, you don't leave a corpse.SoullessYou are immune to buffs and debuffs. When you die, you don't leave a corpse.
Spontaneous CombustionWhen you take damage from an ability, you have a 15% chance to inflict 5 on yourself and adjacent units.Spontaneous CombustionWhen you take damage from an ability, you have a 15% chance to inflict 5 on yourself and adjacent units.
StinkyAdjacent units move away from you at the start of their turns.StinkyAdjacent units move away from you at the start of their turns.
Stockholm SyndromeWhenever you take damage, move toward the source.Stockholm SyndromeWhenever you take damage, move toward the source.
Tainted GenesAt the end of each battle gain a random mutation. When you're downed, your corpse is destroyed.Tainted GenesAt the end of each battle gain a random mutation. When you're downed, your corpse is destroyed.
The Common ColdStart each battle with . 30% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.The Common ColdStart each battle with . 30% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.
The FluStart each battle with 5 and 5. Your basic attack inflicts 1 and 1. 20% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.The FluStart each battle with 5 and 5. Your basic attack inflicts 1 and 1. 20% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.
The HungerYour basic attack has lifesteal. If you don't deal damage to a unit on your turn, gain 1.The HungerYour basic attack has lifesteal. If you don't deal damage to a unit on your turn, gain 1.
The ShiningYour attacks can't miss. +15% and +15% chance to gain at the start of each turn.The ShiningYour attacks can't miss. +15% and +15% chance to gain at the start of each turn.
Tourette's SyndromeAt the start of your turn, you have a 33% Chance to cast one of your spells at a random target for free.Tourette's SyndromeAt the start of your turn, you have a 33% Chance to cast one of your spells at a random target for free.
Toxoplasmosis-1-1Start each battle with a Rat Familiar. Your basic attack Charms Rat enemies.Toxoplasmosis-1-1Start each battle with a Rat Familiar. Your basic attack Charms Rat enemies.
TraumatophobiaWhenever you take damage, move 1 tile away from the source.TraumatophobiaWhenever you take damage, move 1 tile away from the source.
TriskaidekaphobiaYour spells cost no mana. When/if you cast your 13th spell (across all fights), you die, and your body is destroyed.TriskaidekaphobiaYour spells cost no mana. When/if you cast your 13th spell (across all fights), you die, and your body is destroyed.
Violent OutburstsWhen you end your turn, dash forward 2 tiles, attack with Knockback, and take 1 damage.Violent OutburstsWhen you end your turn, dash forward 2 tiles, attack with Knockback, and take 1 damage.
Wobbly Cat Syndrome-325% chance to Block attacks and get knocked back 10 tiles instead.Wobbly Cat Syndrome-325% chance to Block attacks and get knocked back 10 tiles instead.
Wrenched Neck-1-1You can't equip neck armor. Double the effects of your head armor.Wrenched Neck-1-1You can't equip neck armor. Double the effects of your head armor.